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@ 03/09/06 – 00:04:27
This young chap has a secret spy camera hidden in the nozzle of his watering can. He stands on my astro-turfed balcony. If the camera spots you, then he gives you an appreciative wolf-whistle. Sometimes, if I'm feeling blue, I've found myself wandering onto the balcony, for no particular reason.
prydwen
Cocktailer
Pro It was originally a present for my cat from Egypt, but he wouldn't wear it.
I need one! A gnome that wolf whistles! Oh what would i give for a wolf whistle?!!
I used to think those parrots in cages at the amusements, were wolf whistling just for me!
Why do i care?......
Cocktailer
Pro He is rather handsome, isn't he. It was a gift from a friend because I flashed him my girly bits one eve in a bar. Oh its a long story involving cocktails, a bingo game, ice down the pants and unintentional flashing. Really, it was a mistake. That I was up on a stage at the time with a microphone doesn't enter into the equation.
Oh to be footloose again!
I can still do bingo and cocktails but if i flashed my girly bits
folk would be sick! As for the microphone, hmmmm......
Cocktailer
Pro It wasn't a public flashing, just an accidental one to the guy pouring the ice down my pants. Oh this is painting a very particular picture of me, which isn't neccessarily true. Always.
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