Gnome Alone

6 Comments to Gnome Alone

- prydwen
- 03/09/06 @ 00:15:02
Why is he wearing a Fez?
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- Cocktailer
- 03/09/06 @ 01:14:28
It was originally a present for my cat from Egypt, but he wouldn't wear it.
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- (Visitor)
- 03/09/06 @ 01:48:32
I need one! A gnome that wolf whistles! Oh what would i give for a wolf whistle?!!
I used to think those parrots in cages at the amusements, were wolf whistling just for me!
Why do i care?......
- - Cocktailer
  - 03/09/06 @ 01:56:09
  He is rather handsome, isn't he. It was a gift from a friend because I flashed him my girly bits one eve in a bar. Oh its a long story involving cocktails, a bingo game, ice down the pants and unintentional flashing. Really, it was a mistake. That I was up on a stage at the time with a microphone doesn't enter into the equation.
  - - (Visitor)
    - 03/09/06 @ 02:23:07
    Oh to be footloose again!
    I can still do bingo and cocktails but if i flashed my girly bits
    folk would be sick! As for the microphone, hmmmm......
    - - Cocktailer
      - 03/09/06 @ 02:24:53
      It wasn't a public flashing, just an accidental one to the guy pouring the ice down my pants. Oh this is painting a very particular picture of me, which isn't neccessarily true. Always.
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