I'm off to Cannes. For a week. With work.

Tee hee.

No, it isn't the Cannes Film Festival (that would be joy) but the advertising world's equivalent industry knees-up, with directors, producers, creatives, and such like from all over the world.

Cannes is weird - every week through the summer months there seems to be one festival or another. Hotels make a packet and residents leave town to rent out apartments for silly money.

I ain't paying. Who cares.