But it was comedy. Me and Swedish Chef went to the land of Sweden and cycled around Skåne, the region he's from. It is beautiful - fantastic countryside, beautiful coastline and (mainly) flattish enough for a bike tour. Peddle bike, that is, no leathers on us.

We went to his home-town of Lund, Sweden's oldest univeristy city. We met Isabella and her boyfriend Markus in Malmo, then cycled off along the SE coast, north-eastwards through a really rather spectacular area called Ostelen.

Mother Akesson's allotmentMother Akesson's allotment againMalmoLundBrantevik
SimrishamGrandpa Akesson complete with blanket

Merry fun and japes were had by all. I'll never again think of Arthur Fowler when I hear the word 'allotment'. In Sweden they do it in style, complete with apple trees, traditional red-painted summer house and country garden.

We turned into grandma and grandpa on the empty terrace of a lovely restaurant overlooking a bay, watching the sun go down, reading. Blankets, rum in my tea, good food, aaaah.

Some of the landscape reminded me of Kent, where I grew up - corn on the cob crops, rolling hills, plenty of trees, fields and orchards. Just with the added dimension of pickled herring (yum yum yum, I love it), wooden red houses, empty sandy beaches and forests full of summer houses. Because it seems that everyone has one. Everyone.